I also need more ramen noodles.
And my boobs really hurt. And my legs itch. And my body aches. And Im really really hungry :[ I’m gonna go lie in bed, eat a fruit pop, put on some lotion, and hold my boobs, and maybe call my boothang so I can fall asleep to his voice…and less sad…
Yelling at me over the phone because I haven’t called you back in a few days isn’t threatening. you just sound dumb and needy. Not being understanding that your daughter is working a full time job in another state, 1300 miles away is just you being a jerk. Threatening that you’ll come down to Florida just to hit me and “teach me a lesson” on “whose the head of...
twentymissedyears asked: brad pitz eatin some spaghetti and meatballs equals win... I couldn't stop laughing when i was making it. hahah
How to love a boy (as a straight girl) by Kat...
Give him a break. He’s not that guy you dated two years ago who cheated on you and lied about it. He’s someone different entirely; so don’t tar him with the same brush. Maybe he will cheat on you too. Maybe he won’t. But give him a chance to be the man that you deserve, because that’s the least you owe him. Holster your weapon and trust him because it will hurt him more than you know when the...
raebearr: “According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.” - Plato
rebeltulips-deactivated20120918 asked: Happy Birthday darling!!! HAVE A MAGICAL BIRTHDAY! <3 I'm ready for you to come back!! NOW! haha :) i miss you but im happy that your happy :) PS. Josh says HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETCH!!! ohh and i love youu! <3
twentymissedyears asked: Happy happy happy birthday! You are oh so beautiful and I love you <3 I can't wait for you to get back to JWU I miss your hugs <3
in crowded rooms they would form words with their lips for each other’s eyes.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via alive-alive-oh)
I'm so excited :3
Hiding My Heart - Adele
Now you know I’m not one for gender stereotypes, I’ve asked guys out in the past...– I want you to romance me, Kat George
The amount of pain my back is in..
I can’t even put into words.
Don't get too caught up in beautiful, it's just a...
Let's call this a social experiment.
And it involves all of the new people (and old) who I’ve interacted with during the course of the summer. If your reading this, don’t worry. It doesn’t have to do with you. Those that are being “tested” don’t even know this tumblr exist. But over the course of the next week, with the exception of my closest friends (the big 3), I will not...
Wow. Fuck you.
Really. Fuck you. I used to think so highly of you. I used to defend you, and think of you in the likes of an older brother. When people bailed on your birthday, I stuck up for you and reprimanded them. I’ve sat with you and listened while you talked about your girlfriend - you know… your “soulmate” the “love of your life”. The woman whose been stuck inside...
This is why Helen is my Best Friend
Me: But whattaya gonna do about it? Helen: nothing ma nigga i’m gonna work on getting my swag back up and spitting my shit until i find someone that wants to put a ring on it - metaphorically speaking